Today turned out to be a good run. I didn't really want to go, but then drank coffee and got excited.
My handsies were cold, so I had to draw them into the shirt.
On the way back, a crazy pack of dogs started barking and running after me. Fortunately, one was a basset hound, and it's stubby legs couldn't keep up with my swift pace. The other two dogs were little mutt things, little whippet mixed with cat looking things. One got too close, and I "accidently" clipped its chin with my foot. Oops.
Bitches.
About three fourths of a mile later, there was this innocent little snake sprawled out in the middle of the road. I didn't want it to be run over by any trucks or combines, so I kicked gravel at it to try to get it to move off the road. Fortunately, it was scared of me and it ran off into the ditch. I have a soft heart. I don't want things to die.
I made some pizza today. I used these things:
1. Home-made crust
2. Cheese
3. Tomatoes
4. Garlic
5. Onion
6. Olives
7. Peas
Yes, you are like what place in hell do peas have on pizza? Well, they are good...I found a recipe in the vegetarian cookbook that used those little green things.
If you want to make home-made pizza, try using this crust:
1 cup flour
1/4 cup water
Salt
Italian Seasoning
Oil
Add that stuff together...add A LITTLE more oil if you need to. Roll the ball of dough out with a rolling pin...now put some crap on it and put it in the oven. Voila. There it is. That yummy looking thing. It is pizza. You just made it.
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Nice cooking tips. You should make a bake show and post it on the web.
Awesome basset hound chase. Why are they called hounds? I thought hounds were supposed to hunt. How can the short stubby fat things hunt? And the little wannabe dog got what was coming to it. Your foot going to it.
Thanks for saving the snake. That's cool how it "ran" off.
Snakes are magnificent runners.
You blog is so entertaining. It's great to read.
I was laughing out loud at the dog thing. Animals are funny.
There are some MAD squirrels here. They don't just run away from you like any other squirrel would, the FREAK OUT!!! For example, just the other day there was a squirrel, a fence, and me running on the other side of the fence. Instead of just hopping off in the other direction, or staying on it's side of the fence the fuckin' thing darted back and forth like a maniac thus causing me to jump around like an idiot in mid-stride. I ended up lightly stepping on a part of it. Stupid thing. It was super mad.
That squirrel story was hilarious! Damn buggers always freaking out like no other!
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